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When I get really, really old, I’m going to be smarter and better organized. I’ve already made my list:
I will know where my wallet, phone and keys are at all times.
I will transfer my list of contacts from my notepad to my cell phone.
I will know how to use Uber rather than just pretending I do.
I will study the basic research behind why doughnuts and ice cream are bad for me.
I will find my little white box of dental floss.
I will change the oil in my car before the red light goes on.
I will match my socks as soon as they come out of the dryer.
I will not be caught wearing one dark blue and one black sock (refer above).
I already know that Easter is on a Sunday. In addition, I will learn why it is on a particular Sunday.
I will put this list in a safe and secure place. I will remember where that place is.
Thank goodness I don’t have to start this until I’m really, really old.