Dear Elon:
I hear you are a rich, bright guy who likes to tinker with cars.
I’m the founder of the Kuhl Car Innovation Center in Carson City, Nevada. We recently had several technology breakthroughs, which I will share with you. Hold on to your hat.
Windoworks (name trademarked)
Power windows have prompted many complaints from buddies of mine. Not to mention, many cars have too many buttons, colored lights and voice commands overall. We have engineered a unique, manually operated handle, which, when turned clockwise, allows drivers to open their windows to the exact height desired. In addition, when operated over a period of 19 months, drivers will gain an exercise benefit equal to 25 curls with a 5 pound barbell.
The Kee (also trademarked)
Oh my goodness! Can you imagine a technology that allows you to lock and unlock your car door with a simple gadget to be inserted in a clearly marked slot? The Kee does away with annoying beeps and flashes from the old-fashioned fob. And The Kee does not require one of those shiny, round batteries that die out during snowstorms.
Stand by, Elon. The KCIC is currently working on a car radio that can be totally navigated with only two knobs – one to control sound and the other to dial in your favorite station. Next, KCIC is creating mirrors that can be easily and intuitively adjusted by the human hand without the need for push buttons and lighted arrows.
My people will be in touch with your people.
Don Kuhl