Worries

Here’s a list of things that are beginning to worry me about me. Oh my, what an expanding list. Please let me know if you have any of these things bugging you as well:

I look at my watch and, five seconds later, wonder what time it is.

I have trouble putting on certain pairs of socks (the ones that don’t stretch).

I moved from medium-sized Dairy Queen cones to large ones.

I can’t understand what the drive-through guy is saying to me after I order a cheeseburger.

I am falling in love with Aunt Bee on The Andy Griffith Show.

Why am I even watching The Andy Griffith Show?

I couldn’t find my salt and pepper shakers. They were in my refrigerator.

I started flossing my remaining teeth after 70 years of neglect.

I eat three Fig Newton cookies in row. They were my dad’s favorite. I’ve always hated them.

I save pennies and throw them in a jar I can’t even lift.