I’m in total stupefaction about my new year’s resolutions.
My plan was to reduce my inner promises to only two this year due to failing at all 10 of mine in 2024.
After much consternation, I came up with two, but only one is still in play.
I screwed up the second resolution, which was to stop procrastinating all the time. I kept putting off what my second goal would be until yesterday. Hilda, my new year’s resolution referee and former friend, ruled I was disqualified due to the late entry.
Thank goodness I still have #1 in play, which is to quit using insufferable words I need to look up just to impress you guys. I’m done with my sesquipedalian prose.
Happy new year. What’s your most promising resolution?
It just ain’t fair