Me: Hey doc… Something is wrong. I’ve been feeling really good.
Quack Doc: This is troubling. How long have you been feeling so good?
Me: It started last Thursday. I went into work and felt great. After working a full shift, I drove home and had this strange urge to hug my wife. That’s when I knew something was seriously wrong and I had to see you for some pharmaceutical assistance.
Quack Doc: Yes, many people have been hit by this ailment. It’s wise you came in. What are your other symptoms?
Me: I enjoyed walking with my dog. I know I shouldn’t, but I ate all my broccoli last night. Then I was sitting in my favorite chair and I felt a serious case of mindfulness wash all over me.
Quack Doc: We need to attack this before it gets worse. I recommend you resist the urge to show affection, stay inside and avoid your dogs as much as possible.
Me: Doc, don’t you have prescriptions that can lessen my constant feelings of goodness?
Quack Doc: Would you like that in a liquid or pill form?