Lonely old goat

Please let me know if you experience any of these signs of aging. Don’t let me be the lonely old goat in the meadow.

I make up reasons why I entered my closet.

I notice a shiny nickel on the blacktop in the parking lot and choose not to bend all the way down to pick it up.

I take a break after putting on my socks. Just a brief one.

I discover my wallet while searching for my glasses to find my wallet.

I box up half of my meatloaf sandwich at lunch and put it in the refrigerator. I throw it out three days later. 

I wisely make a list of what I need at the grocery store. While in the fresh fruit section, I remember my list is on the kitchen table. I immediately rush to the ice cream aisle.

Okay, I lied on the second one. I still even bend down for pennies. I have the shiny nickel in my pocket.