The dear Lord decided to test us all.
The Lord said, “Stick all these couples together for several weeks. Don’t let them go out to eat. Close all the bars and furniture stores. Force them to use less toilet paper per flush. Make them play gin rummy or Monopoly together for hours.”
Adam turned to Eve and said, “Did you wash that apple?”
Eve replied, “Adam, get rid of your rule book and focus on what counts.”
Adam: “And what is that?”
Eve: “I love you.”